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Post Mon Mar 08, 2010 11:35 pm Reply with quote 
Just felt like saying that.

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DLR: Eddie and I wrote the songs, every note, every syllable, as if we invented a language that only we can speak. It was an easy, natural thing. When you speak a language that you both created, it's natural to go, 'I know you.' So it was very easy. There wasn't any stumble at all. When you're born to do that language, you speak it naturally. I never forgot it.
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Post Tue Mar 09, 2010 1:50 am Reply with quote 
Well, you're only stating the obvious..... Very Happy

That was just....too easy..... Wink
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Post Tue Mar 09, 2010 9:07 am Reply with quote 
liquid_steel_az wrote:
Well, you're only stating the obvious..... Very Happy

That was just....too easy..... Wink


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They're waiting for you, big boy:



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Dude, I just had breakfast.
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Big girls need love too.
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Ohhhh Mann I just lost my lunch. That's more like junk in your Ryder truck than junk in your trunk. I will say this. That is one sturdy deck.
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Post Tue Mar 09, 2010 1:36 pm Reply with quote 
liquid_steel_az wrote:
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Alright smartass. I sayed I needed to get layed...not squished.

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DLR: Eddie and I wrote the songs, every note, every syllable, as if we invented a language that only we can speak. It was an easy, natural thing. When you speak a language that you both created, it's natural to go, 'I know you.' So it was very easy. There wasn't any stumble at all. When you're born to do that language, you speak it naturally. I never forgot it.
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Post Tue Mar 09, 2010 1:46 pm Reply with quote 
guitard wrote:
Alright smartass. I sayed I needed to get layed...not squished.

LOL!...... Yell Yell Very Happy Thumbs Up
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Post Tue Mar 09, 2010 7:28 pm Reply with quote 
Sounds like you have been with the same women for quite a while. Don't worry, you are not alone!
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Post Tue Mar 09, 2010 8:20 pm Reply with quote 
liquid_steel_az wrote:
They're waiting for you, big boy:



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The bigger the cushion...the better the pushin....

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Try this:

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That cracked me up Yell
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Absolutely hilarious!!

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