So which is your favorite?

When you turn on your stereo, does it return the favor?

Look at all the people here tonight

When was the last time you had something for the first time?

Select amnesia is only a heartbeat away

Stay Frosty

If you want to be a monk, ya gotta cook a lot of rice

Why is this crazy stuff we’d never say poetry in ink?

She wanted something to regret tomorrow morning

No light at the end of the tunnel due to budget constraints

Rich is better, totally better

Go Home. The Earth is full

LOOK AT ALL OF THE PEOPLE HERE TONIGHT!!

“I wandered out west to the California coast where the folks who know about frostiness, stay frostiest the most”

This suburban garage-a-tois Was worth exploring

My kids like: “If you want to be a monk, ya gotta cook a lot of rice”

I vote for all of As Is

Yesterday I was a bum and broke.
Today I am a star and broke.
In this town that’s called progress,
that’s how we do biz.

I’ve been rich and I’ve been poor.
Rich was better, totally better.
(It) requires a degree of acceptance
as in: “must accept as is.”

Drive my search engine home.
Dropped, chopped, Alabama chrome.
Hey what the hell it runs, so…
the day is dunzo
let’s have some funzo.
Your’s very truly,
-As Is.

That’s how it goes…

How expensive he was
or what was he worth?
Ain’t no Brinks truck
following no hearse.

Drive my search engine home.
Droppe, chopped, Alabama chrome.
Hey what the hell it runs, so…
the day is dunzo
let’s have some funzo.
Your’s very truly,
-As Is.

This next part should really confuse things.
Everybody let’s stay focused.

Love of the craft
or love of the buck?
Every day down here’s a rainy day.
We don’t save up.

[solo]

A little more volume in the headphones please…

Unspoiled by progress,
“As Is” is how I follow through.
It’s not who you squeeze
but who returns once again to squeeze you no doubt!
Love ‘em all I says.
Let Cupid sort ‘em out!

Drive my search engine home.
Dropped, chopped, Alabama chrome.
Hey what the hell it runs, so…
the day is dunzo
let’s have some funzo.
Your’s very truly,
-As Is.

Love of the craft
or love of the buck?
Every day down here’s a rainy day
We don’t save up.

La-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la
[repeat]

Best believe that needle will hurt you.

The future ain’t what it used to be…

sickman:
This suburban garage-a-tois Was worth exploring

+1
also “she’s got a doorbell sign that says ‘bring it, don’t ring it’”

Satin doll, you’re straight up aces!

I like the way Dave references blues songs in “You And Your Blues.”
He seems to have been inspired by the lyrics from his solo song “Counter-Blast” when he wrote “Outta Space.”

“Some days you’re the dog, some days you’re the hydrant”

“God is love, but get it in writing.”

There are some GREAT Dave-isms here, but my favorite?

Love ‘em all I says, “Let Cupid sort ‘em out.”

“This song ain’t dirty, it’s really just the way we sing it.”

And the dog vs. hydrant line.