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November 10, 2012 at 9:14 am Quote #20259

guitard
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A man was dining alone in a fancy restaurant and there was a gorgeous blonde sitting at the next table. He had been checking her out since he had sat down … but lacked the nerve to strike up a conversation with her. Suddenly she sneezed, and her glass eye came flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reached out, caught it out of the air, and handed it back to her.

“Oh my, I am so sorry,” the woman said, as she popped her eye back in place. “Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you.”

They enjoyed a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they went to the theater followed by drinks. They talked, they laughed, she shared her deepest dreams and he shared his. She listened to him with interest.

After paying for everything, she asked him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and to stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time.

The next morning, she cooked a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy was amazed. Everything had been so incredible!

“You know,” he said, “you are just the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?”

“Oh no,” she replied…

Wait for it …

It’s coming … …

The suspense is killing you, isn’t it?

She replied …

“You just happened to catch my eye.”


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November 10, 2012 at 12:18 pm Quote #20261

kite
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November 10, 2012 at 12:31 pm Quote #20262

VAiN
(2767)

That’s good comedy right there! Bravo, sir.


Resident dickhead. I will hurt your delicate feelings.


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November 10, 2012 at 11:39 pm Quote #20275

jroundy
(1366)

Nice!!


The poor folks play for keeps down here…They’re the living dead. Nobody rules these streets at night like Van Halen!!


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November 11, 2012 at 1:36 am Quote #20276

mikeyV
(335)

classic comedy, right to the punch line

MikeyV


The Ultimate in Van Halen Vinyl

Proud Member Since the First Year– Both VHTrading and the Band


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November 11, 2012 at 5:31 am Quote #20278

mcs5150
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:lol:


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November 12, 2012 at 6:00 am Quote #20303

animal
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LOL


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November 12, 2012 at 5:40 pm Quote #20340

Lance
(3167)

i dont get it… Maybe I didnt SEE the punchline.. lol


another tour.. and no shows in my area.. maybe the next reunion tour 2020 … lol


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November 12, 2012 at 10:22 pm Quote #20364

mrmojohalen
(5430)



When you turn on your stereo, does it return the favor?


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