Cocks, Schlongs & Dicks (split from "video coverage")

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March 16, 2012 at 9:09 pm Quote #8134

kaloway
(1869)

steecoe: I don’t understand the math behind this one, because if my hands are so jittery that I shake the camera, how would putting the camera on a 6 inch stick & then holding that with my shakey hands make the picture any more stable. I would think that would actually amplify the shakiness :!: :?:

Or maybe it’s the opportunity to hold something in your hands actually 6 inches long


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March 16, 2012 at 9:28 pm Quote #8136

guitard
(7354)

kaloway: Or maybe it’s the opportunity to hold something in your hands actually 6 inches long


When I was a young teen…I remember reading in one of those men’s magazines that the average penis was around 6 inches. I got the measuring tape out and it was bad news…because it only measured at 3.5 inches.

That really had me worried. But I seemed to do OK with the ladies…and somewhat to my surprise…I never really got the impression from them that I didn’t measure up.

And I finally just came to the conclusion that while 3.5 inches might be below average…most women like ‘em that thick.


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March 16, 2012 at 9:32 pm Quote #8139

steecoe
(1952)

guitard: When I was a young teen…I remember reading in one of those men’s magazines that the average penis was around 6 inches.I got the measuring tape out and it was bad news…because it only measured at 3.5 inches.

That really had me worried.But I seemed to do OK with the ladies…and somewhat to my surprise…I never really got the impression from them that I didn’t measure up.

And I finally just came to the conclusion that while 3.5 inches might be below average…most women like ‘em that thick.

Pencil Dick. 8-O


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March 16, 2012 at 9:51 pm Quote #8141

sickman
(2368)

steecoe: Pencil Dick. 8-O

More like Coffee Can Dick


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March 16, 2012 at 10:15 pm Quote #8142

steecoe
(1952)

Actually a penis with a 3.5 inch circumference would be very thin


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March 16, 2012 at 10:44 pm Quote #8146

guitard
(7354)

steecoe:
Actually a penis with a 3.5 inch circumference would be very thin



Circumference and thickness are two different things!


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March 16, 2012 at 11:02 pm Quote #8149

steecoe
(1952)

guitard: Circumference and thickness are two different things!

So then if you define thickness as diameter, then that would be a bit thicker than 3.5 inches circumfrence. :oops:


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March 16, 2012 at 11:05 pm Quote #8152

mrmojohalen
(5426)

C’mon guys, were getting off topic here. You can talk about Randy’s schlong in the Corner Pub. :roll:


When you turn on your stereo, does it return the favor?


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March 16, 2012 at 11:07 pm Quote #8153

steecoe
(1952)

fletch: if youre shakey to start then image stabilization isnt going to work for you anyways- stick or no stick.Dont drink soda or caffine drinks 5 hours before a show! no coffee, tea, nothing like that. No beer either. Also different medications will make you shakey. The idea is that naturally holding both hands on a camera for two hours…your arms are going to be in pain! its easier to hold the stick with one hand and use the other for zoom. And you’re going to stand perfectly still and not move for two hours? ok…right… I use a few different cameras and different holding systems for other work I do and I’ve been doing it for a few years.

If you only have a six inch cock…I feel bad for ya! stick to tiny women! why even go there? I was being serious about helping you out and giving some advice.

You know what..forget I said anything, I dont know anything about shooting video….

Well EXCUUUSE me Mr & Mrs mufuckin sens-o-tive. First of all, you weren’t giving ME any advice. Second, I was not the one talking about 6 inch cocks. Third, you had no explanation of how your 6 inch tripod theory worked. Four, no, you are not the be all & end all of shooting video. Arrogance does not equal excellence.


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March 16, 2012 at 11:16 pm Quote #8155

guitard
(7354)

steecoe: Second, I was not the one talking about 6 cocks.



True. You were only discussing one cock.


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March 17, 2012 at 12:05 am Quote #8173

mrmojohalen
(5426)

Split cocks ??? PhotobucketPhotobucketPhotobucket


When you turn on your stereo, does it return the favor?


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March 17, 2012 at 9:58 am Quote #8198

ks34vh
(2119)

Man, I got sucked in and Clicked this one open, lol :mrgreen:


Laughing at the Days Garbage Through Loud Volume, This is “Laughing At Reality”..

VHT Member since 2001


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March 17, 2012 at 10:01 am Quote #8200

steecoe
(1952)

ks34vh:
Man, I got sucked in and Clicked this one open, lol:mrgreen:

hehe…you said sucked in a thread about cocks…hehe


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March 17, 2012 at 1:37 pm Quote #8220

Wes
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March 17, 2012 at 1:52 pm Quote #8221

mrmojohalen
(5426)

Wes:

That’s Sam on the left & Dave on the right. :mrgreen:


When you turn on your stereo, does it return the favor?


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