VOODOO(2374) | LOL! https://nomoredavegrohl.wordpress.com/eddie-van-halen-responds-to-michael-anthony-backlash-with-an-ultimatum/ Eddie Van Halen Responds to Michael Anthony Backlash with an Ultimatum
5150 Studios Burbank, CA Eddie Van Halen is pissed. REAL pissed. Just days after Billboard magazine published an interview in which the guitarist commented on the lack of talent of his long time bassist Michael Anthony.
“I’ve had it with the fuckin’ fans” “I’ve had it with the Van Halen fans. If they don’t shut their fuckin’ mouths. I’ll have Gary Cherone fronting this god damned band again. Then you’ll have something to bitch about.” “Every note Mike ever played, I had to show him how to play,” Van Halen claims. “Before we’d go on tour, he’d come over with a video camera and I’d have to show him how to play all the parts.” ~E Van Halen When the news hit the web of Van Halen’s criticisms, it sent fans into a frenzy of haters and Eddie Van Halen bashing. “So I say one thing about Mikey and everyone loses their minds!” Said the 60 year old guitarist as he chain smokes Marlboros. “I’ve had it with the Van Halen fans. If they don’t shut their fuckin’ mouths. I’ll have Gary Cherone fronting this god damned band again. Then you’ll have something to bitch about.”
“While I’m talking, I’m gonna tell it all! Dave Grohl has been BEGGING me to be in Van Halen daily for years. I just tell him Dave Grohl, I don’t have the time to find a pen and paper, write out all the lyrics and then teach you how to sing them.” Eddie did tell Grohl “I tell you what Dave Grohl. I played all the bass on the last album. You can play it on the next album. OK? Will that get you off my back?
“I tell you what Dave Grohl. I played all the bass on the last album. You can play it on the next album. OK? Will that get you off my back? “I tell you what Dave Grohl. I played all the bass on the last album. You can play it on the next album. OK? Will that get you off my back? Roth has declined to comment. Dave Grohl was on the phone with Rolling Stone Magazine. Gary Charone is about to quit his day job.
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VOODOO(2374) | https://nomoredavegrohl.wordpress.com/2015/06/22/edward-van-halen-fired-from-van-halen/ Edward Van Halen FIRED from VAN HALEN!
Posted on June 22, 2015 by nomoredavegrohl 115 Comments Monday, June 22, 2015 Burbank, CA – This has been one crazy week in the Van Halen camp. First guitar god Eddie Van Halen, gives a scathing interview to Billboard Magazine, about the lack of talent and work ethic of the past and current members of Van Halen.
“Sand in his vagina” “Sand in his vagina” The backlash was swift and fiery as fans of the band came to the defense of long time bassist Michael Anthony. Anthony, known for his bong rattling bass and easy going demeanor, remained silent. But former Van Halen front man and singer, Sammy Hagar came back swinging with allegations that Eddie was a liar. In an effort to minimize the damage to the Van Halen brand, Warner Brothers Records President Al McHumphry, released the following statement.
In light of recent events concerning the Billboard Magazine interview. We have asked the powers that be in the Van Halen Band that they release Edward Van Halen from any further obligations, now and in the future when it comes to the Van Halen Franchise. While we will miss Edward and his contribution to the success of Van Halen. We find his attitude “piss poor” and we have verifiable evidence of “sand in his vagina.” This has made him a liability to the band. The Van Halen will be replacing Edward with adequate blues guitarist George Thorogood. And bassist Wolfgang Van Halen will be replaced with original bassist Michael Anthony. Alex Van Halen will remain with the group, as will current singer David Lee Roth. We hope you will understand that douche-baggery will not be tolerated. We took it for granted that Roth was lying when he was fired. When Hagar left due to similar circumstances, we assumed it was a clash of egos. Michael Anthony is relatively harmless. We have narrowed it down to Edward who is the prick. So we have let him go. Sincerely
Al McHumphry
Cock of the walk at Warner Brothers Records. In a statement to CNN, Roth commented on the situation. “I was telling Alex….Alex man! Do you like that song Bad to the Bone? Yeah… I do too. So I made a few calls and finally reached George on his break. I said…. GT you can quit the job at the Joan’s Wholesale Mattress Factory Outlet and come gig with the Van Halen! He’s showin’ Mikey how to play Bad to the Bone right now.
Come on down to Joan’s Wholesale Mattress Outlet. Name one other song by George Throrogood and get 15% off
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Decatone(1438) | Looking forward to VH4… DLR, George Thorogood, Mike A and AVH  The soap opera continues
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mrmojohalen(6391) | “After being booted by dad from the band, Wolfgang takes a chainsaw to all of Ed’s guitars, including the original red Franky. All 5150 recordings are set ablaze as Ed walks in. ‘Why he asks. Wolf replies “You are not my father, Sammy is ! ” ‘ 
When you turn on your stereo, does it return the favor?
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sickman(2380) | mrmojohalen: “After being booted by dad from the band, Wolfgang takes a chainsaw to all of Ed’s guitars, including the original red Franky. All 5150 recordings are set ablaze as Ed walks in. ‘Why he asks. Wolf replies “You are not my father, Mike is ! ” ‘
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jroundy(1418) | When I first starting reading this…. I thought it might be real, and then quickly realized it was a joke. The Gary part was the key.
The poor folks play for keeps down here…They’re the living dead. Nobody rules these streets at night like Van Halen!!
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Mark(175) | Is it April 1st already???
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mrmojohalen(6391) | I heard on the radio yesterday that this story about Ed getting kicked out of VH is apparently not true. 
When you turn on your stereo, does it return the favor?
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