The Magic of Toilet Paper

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August 31, 2012 at 3:16 am Quote #18758


Fresh from the shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror, complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling her they are just the right size and she shouldn’t worry about them . . . the husband offers her a suggestion.

“If you want your breasts to grow, then you should rub toilet paper between them for a few seconds every day.”

Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper and starts rubbing it between her breasts. “How long will this take?” she asks.

“Well … it’s not an overnight solution. It’ll probably take several months … if not years,” he replies.

The wife stops and ponders his words . . . and then asks, “What evidence is there that proves rubbing a piece of toilet paper between the breasts every day will make them bigger?”

“Have you looked at your butt in the mirror lately?”

August 31, 2012 at 9:08 am Quote #18763


Ah women…. always the butt of the joke. :)

August 31, 2012 at 11:02 am Quote #18766


Good one!! :lol:

The poor folks play for keeps down here…They’re the living dead. Nobody rules these streets at night like Van Halen!!

September 4, 2012 at 8:48 am Quote #18830


I’m not gonna tell my wife that joke…………………otherwise I sleep in the garage the rest of the week. :mrgreen: :mrgreen:


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