Van Halen's 1984 Turns 30 Today — How Does It Hold Up?

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January 9, 2014 at 7:56 am Quote #31959

ron
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http://blogs.villagevoice.com/music/2014/01/van_halens_1984.php

Van Halen’s 1984 Turns 30 Today — How Does It Hold Up?
By Nick Greene Thu., Jan. 9 2014 at 5:00 AM

Today marks the 30th anniversary of Van Halen’s 1984. Let’s put that in perspective: Twice as much time has passed between today and the release of 1984 than between 1984′s release and the moon landing (the 20th century’s other crowning achievement). It was Van Halen’s most commercially successful album and one of the biggest rock albums of all time, but does it hold up?

Does Diamond Dave’s swagger translate in the age of Twitter, YouTube, Jelly, Path, Uber, Seamlessweb, HopStop, Yahoo News Digest, Smarm, Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones, Tinder, and Facebook? Does Eddie Van Halen’s guitar still blast ear drums the way it did in the age of Reagan and crack cocaine?

Those are the questions, these are the answers — track by YEAH! WHEEEEE ZEE BOP track:

1. “1984″:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTs4cmiH2yg

This synth intro ushers in the future but takes a quick detour through our hearts. It makes you feel like you are flying in space. Not the soundless and empty void of actual space, but a better, more incredible cosmic arena dreamt up by Ted Templeman, 1984′s producer. The track is a little over a minute but seems to encapsulate the entire universe — and then some. What is that “some”? If any anthologized poets want to hop into the comments section and take a crack at that question, be my guest. Good luck.

Does it hold up?
You bet your ass it does. It’s essentially all of Yeezus, minus the croissants.

2. “Jump”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdfRhU7IFPE

As the album’s most famous song, “Jump” is sometimes accused of being corny or gimmicky. I say “accused” because all charges were dropped: This song rules and is still a total treat. The synth from the intro track is back, but it brought a couple friends (guitars and drums and other musical instruments. Those are the friends). Instead of arguing the merits of “Jump,” I’m going to throw in a link to a YouTube video that teaches you how to play it on the keyboard because learning “Jump” on the synth is a far more valuable use of your time than whining.

It’s a better use of your time than almost anything.

Does it hold up?
Here’s an experiment: Next time you’re at a bar, put “Jump” on the jukebox. If the place doesn’t immediately turn into a sweaty cauldron of dance and cheer, then it means you aren’t at a bar, you’re at a funeral. (Which is a good thing, because this jam can wake the dead.)

Yes, it holds up.

3. “Panama”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-NshzYK9y0

In the video for “Panama” above, Michael Anthony’s bass is painted to look like a bottle of Jack Daniel’s. This is like the 350th coolest thing about this song. That’s how cool “Panama” is.

Quick aside: You know how sometimes on your iPod one song is louder than the others? For years, “Panama” was that song for me. When this happened for non-”Panama” songs, I’d grab my iPod and turn it down as quick as possible. For “Panama,” I would turn it up.

I would turn it up.

I would turn it up.

I. WOULD. TURN. IT. UP.

R.I.P. Steve Jobs.

Does it hold up?
Embarrassing question. Yes, it holds up. It might be holding this entire goddamned country up.

4. “Drop Dead Legs”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jPLXF-lWOQ

I don’t think people in 1984 knew how lucky they were to have the opportunity to listen to David Lee Roth sing about a nice pair of legs. Then again, did the clergy who watched as Michelangelo painted the Sistine Chapel realize how fortunate they were?

We’re in the meat of 1984 now, and I hope you’re not a vegan. This is USDA Prime and if you can’t handle it then I suggest you put your weak-ass ears in a toilet and never stop flushing.

Does it hold up?
Yes.

5. “Hot for Teacher”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4GZFbCqx18

I know that in today’s America the P.C. Police would get their panties all in a bunch over a song about wanting to have rockin’ consensual sex with your teacher. Good news is, “Hot For Teacher” didn’t come out in today’s America. Even better: It’s timeless. It will always be. It’s hope and love and beauty and all the other true things in the world.

Also, the scene in the video where Eddie and Little Eddie crank the guitar solo on the study hall desk is better than anything the French New Wave produced.

Does it Hold Up?
Re-read the part about it being timeless. Actually, screw that, we got more 1984 to listen to.

6. “I’ll Wait”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VegvworoMX4

“Are you for real, it’s so hard to tell,” sings David Lee Roth, “From just a magazine.” This song is about falling in love with a picture of a woman in a magazine.

Or is it?

Yep, that’s what it’s about. The synth is really good in it, too.

Does it Hold Up?
Print is dying so the message is kind of lost. Still, hard to argue with that Eddie solo towards the end. Might be the best solo on the album.

It holds up.

7. “Good Girl Gone Bad”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMnF8scIKz0

The story behind “Good Girl Gone Bad” is that Eddie Van Halen wrote and recorded a rough version of it in a hotel room while Valerie Bertinelli was sleeping. How deep of a sleeper is Valerie Bertinelli? She’s pretty lucky; a lot of people would give anything to be able sleep that well.

Does it Hold Up?
It holds up as well as Valerie Bertinelli — it holds up very well. Speaking of which, get well soon Valerie!

8. “House of Pain”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQSHjxb4YFU

“House of Pain” has this sweet hard rock groove and the whole song punches the clock and gets the job done. It’s actually a throwback to early, mid-seventies Van Halen — it was one of their first demos. The past begets the future, the future begets the past. In other words: They did it. They really did it. 1984 is the word’s first functioning perpetual motion machine. Let’s harness this sumbitch and drag race the sun.

Does it hold up?
Yes. The whole damn album holds up.

Van Halen I gives it a run for its money, though. I mean, listen to it. Man alive, that’s some good stuff.


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January 9, 2014 at 9:37 am Quote #31961

Mark
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I remember very well the year of “1984″…that album just plain rocked and still does IMHO. I recall blasting the album in my bedroom as soon as I had it on my turntable. The 1-2 punch of 1984/Jump remains a great start to that record. That was the spring I went to Florida for Spring Break and Jump was played everywhere you went. I saw them at MSG-NYC on March 30th, the day before my birthday and it was a great show. It is still one of VH’s strongest albums and holds up very well.

By the way Ron, song #7 is called “Girl Gone Bad”… :mrgreen:


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January 9, 2014 at 12:29 pm Quote #31964

VOODOO
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Mark:
By the way Ron, song #7 is called “Girl Gone Bad”… :mrgreen:

Ron didn’t write this. He just shared it. :)

I remember that I purchased my copy of 1984 on January 9th, because I remember my receipt for it was dated 1/9/84. I always thought that was kinda cool. ;)


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January 9, 2014 at 12:38 pm Quote #31965

dokkendude
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hell yeah it held up I wore out many cassettes of this
great blog too


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January 9, 2014 at 1:56 pm Quote #31967

ron
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http://ultimateclassicrock.com/van-halen-1984/

30 Years Ago: Van Halen Release ’1984′
by Eduardo Rivadavia January 9, 2014 7:00 AM

When Van Halen’s sixth album, ’1984,’ arrived in stores on Jan. 9, 1984, it felt like a much-needed respite in a year that had already started under the heavy vibes of George Orwell’s dystopian novel of the same name.

But life was apparently California-sunny for the four members of Van Halen: a place where electrifying party metal flowed like beer out of a keg, the concert stage was always filled with athletic splits and scissor kicks and band camaraderie burst in grinning technicolor from every magazine photo and promo video like irrefutable evidence. Or was it?

As the whole wide world would learn before 1984 — the year — was even in the books, deep rifts had, in fact, been gradually destabilizing Van Halen’s foundations for quite some time. While the loudest whispers revolved around growing disagreements over recording practices and creative direction (most centering on longtime producer Ted Templeman), the bigger-picture problem was a widening personal and professional gulf between guitarist Eddie Van Halen and singer David Lee Roth.

For years, the relatively passive and media-shy Eddie had been happy to focus on the music while the irrepressible Diamond Dave did everything he could to steal headlines from his wunderkind guitarist. But as Roth’s ego gained reckless momentum throughout the early ’80s, Eddie Van Halen had quietly shored up his interests, both publicly (by working with outside parties like Michael Jackson and Queen guitarist Brian May) and privately (by building a home studio) — setting the stage for a looming rock ‘n’ roll battle for the band’s very soul.

But not before the fractious duo, along with bassist Michael Anthony and drummer Alex Van Halen, had managed to create another commercial triumph with ’1984,’ large chunks of which were recorded at Eddie’s new 5150 Studio and, more importantly, on the guitarist’s terms, not Roth’s, Templeman’s or anyone else’s. No one could argue with the results, as ’1984′ would go on to enjoy multi-platinum sales figures not seen since Van Halen’s watershed debut six years earlier, while delivering the band’s first No. 1 hit: the surprisingly keyboard-driven ‘Jump.’

’1984′ was so deep with great songs that not even a second synth-slathered single, ‘I’ll Wait,’ could turn off Van Halen’s guitar-obsessed fans, who were broadly catered to by an embarrassment of hard-rock riches, ranging from the anthem-sized ‘Panama’ and the MTV smash ‘Hot for Teacher’ to solid album cuts like the seductive ‘Drop Dead Legs’ and full-tilt frantic ‘Top Jimmy.’

Fans were primed and ready by the time Van Halen hit the road on Jan. 18 for what would prove to be a grueling, six-month marathon across North America, followed by another few months of dates around the globe. But was the band ready? Seemingly no, as long-festering tensions kept right on festering behind the scenes, even as the media blitz surrounding both the tour and album tried to focus on the good times.

But whenever he wasn’t singing that year, Roth seemed to be mouthing off in the press, taking potshots at everything from Duran Duran to foreign policy, while his bandmates grew increasingly alienated and uncomfortable with his antics, particularly Eddie, who had discovered some measure of stability with actress and wife Valerie Bertinelli.

As Eddie Van Halen later told Rolling Stone, “I’d stay up until 6 in the hotel room writing, [and] Roth would bang on everybody’s door at 8, 9 in the morning to get us to go roller skating or jogging. I’m going, ‘F– you, man, I just got to sleep,’ and he would be saying, ‘Well, man, you live wrong.’” For his part, Roth simply shrugged it off by admitting that “there was always tension between me and Edward … but then there’s always tension with me and everyone!”

Just as Van Halen’s year-long, globetrotting tour was wrapping up in September 1984, ‘Jump’ won top honors at the MTV Video Music Award (the network’s Lost Weekend With Van Halen contest had drawn more than a million entries earlier in the year).

And then Roth started talking about recording a solo album. Within months, he’d released an EP of vintage cover tunes, ‘Crazy From the Heat,’ and, despite initially toeing the company line in most interviews, he became increasingly unavailable to his bandmates, who were already working on new material, and considering a live album and other possible next steps. Before long, the dissenting opinions and war of words snowballed, setting in motion the rest of the band’s break with Roth the following year.


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January 9, 2014 at 7:00 pm Quote #31982

thismusicsux
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voodoo: Ron didn’t write this. He just shared it. :)

I remember that I purchased my copy of 1984 on January 9th, because I remember my receipt for it was dated 1/9/84. I always thought that was kinda cool. ;)

whoa… never noticed the receipt date! 1/9/84. pretty cool ;-)

I remember being so excited for it to come out that day at school. I had my mom go to the record shop to buy for me so it didn’t sell out. Def remember running out of school at 2:30 as fast as I could to the car and then putting on the record player at home with the opening sounds (1984) taking over. Ah yes VH rocked


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January 10, 2014 at 12:19 pm Quote #32022

ron
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http://www.metroweekly.com/soundwaves/2014/01/flashback-5-classic-albums-released-30-years-ago-this-month—january-1984.html

Flashback: 5 classic albums released 30 years ago this month – January 1984
Posted by Chris Gerard
January 10, 2014 9:40 AM

Van Halen – “1984″

With the lead-off smash “Jump” and its instantly recognizable synthesizer riff (that so outraged many of their older fans) soaring to #1, “1984″ became the biggest hit of Van Halen’s career, and was the last album with David Lee Roth as lead singer until he returned for the reunion album “A Different Kind of Truth” in 2012. “1984″ launched several hits, including “I’ll Wait” (#13), “Panama” (#13) and “Hot for Teacher” (#56) which featured an iconic video. “1984″ reached #2 on the US album chart and has sold over 12 million copies to date.

Wang Chung – “Points on a Curve”

The Pretenders – “Learning to Crawl”

John Lennon and Yoko Ono – “Milk and Honey”

Christine McVie – “Christine McVie”


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January 10, 2014 at 6:36 pm Quote #32052

VAiN
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ron: http://blogs.villagevoice.com/music/2014/01/van_halens_1984.php

Van Halen’s 1984 Turns 30 Today — How Does It Hold Up? By Nick Greene Thu., Jan. 9 2014 at 5:00 AM

This is great write-up… it’s nice to read something that’s not written by some 23 year old hipster with no clue about music.


Resident dickhead. I will hurt your delicate feelings.


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